Christmas, loser and a dream
You really think you were surprised big time in your life? Nah, let me tell you my story which involves the best pair of knockers world ever seen. That was December Sunday cause I clearly remember I was drunk as shit in this bar, yep, I was hanging in a bar trying to get vodka destroy my thoughts of the fact I didn’t have a chance to get laid since Thanksgiving. Don’t laugh! I had to work, period 
So I’m getting wasted and then I see something that sobered me up in a nana-second…that lady was drop-dead-hang-me-hold-me-tight-gorgeous, that’s not all. Big boobs, real enormous tits, I swear! Legs so long and ass so tight that I could cut up cigars between those cheeks…but wait a minute! I think I saw her before. Nope, that’s not just my imagination, oh hell, I think I remember now! You ready for this? That was a famous porn star! Aha, I said that. The one I loved so much as a teenager, I could wank to those jugs all day long and it never was enough. She banged guys in those movies like she was banging a bottle of scotch that night, well, I mean she was getting drunk too, what did you think? Gee, my wet dream, my all time favorite boobs! Yes, I took that shot and came up to her…she was amazingly sweet and didn’t even pay attention to my 15 years old favorite shirt that I’ve been wearing for ages to this moment, even a mustard spot didn’t spoil the impression (don’t get me wrong, I’m usually not that good). The porn star told me all about her work and how she handled years of mad fucking and didn’t get her natural tits fall off lol It’s like meeting an old high school friend that you used to dream about and hear her stories about all the guys she fucked for all these years. You know, that’s when you start to feel like you missed something and dream about her even more. I had ants in my pants that night and they bit real hard. I could hardly resist the urge to grab those tits and play “mister waffle head” between them, I swear, my head would fit all the way. But hey, that’s a sweet suffocation. If you think I was nice then don’t think it anymore, really, finally I said something stupid like ummm…wanna have my babies? The rest is my secret, folks, for the sake of the lady:) All I can say is that after that I ain’t worry about getting laid no more. Pornstar titties wrapped with a Christmas ribbon underneath the mistletoe, my dream came true…and what about yours? Catch it up!